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Online Poker hits the Planet of the Apes

I’m sure everyone has at one time or another involved a painting by a group of gentleman in an anthropomorphic canines poker game like Cassius Coolidge in his wonderful Series of Poker playing dog paintings seen created. But check this out, the artist moodiness was not completely removed from reality. You may nave enough to believe that can chip and chimpanzees do not play together as a team and it sounds more like something from a Douglas Adams novel. If you ever play online poker with a player who has a photo of his monkey icon, they not only can a player with an odd sense of humor, dude, that took your money for its excellent game can really have been a poker game primates. I kid you not. Monkeys can do much more than carry tools in this twenty-first century of technological progress and intelligence explosion, they can also refer to online poker. Primate Programming Inc has found that great apes to do (sharing 97% of their DNA with us) an efficient IT specialists. People who are employed by PPI trained and offer their services to clients PPI for peanuts. A later PPI discovery was that the same employee for the purposes of amusement or secondary sources of income, be taught, to play online poker communities show special talent for No-Limit Texas Hold’em. No-Limit Poker appeals to these employees because of their natural inclination to the playful (and sometimes serious) shows of aggression. PPI tells us that this quality that makes them an excellent bluffer. Aggressive bluffing in no-limit games allows players to bet anything, at any time. This rule of the game requires angular, aggressive behavior and bluff to the rather rare ability. Since there is no way to identify the online poker players because of its anonymous nature, no one knows if their opponents are human or something other than human. This player, who had started from small and lame shows his cards to all bets, the one who had a lot of big bet later, every call, then gleefully showed aces probably one of the non-humans. The players had no idea he jumped up and down, beating his chest and called for a banana. Not coincidentally, the primate-payers were initially hired as a programmer. They actually develop programs of himself to play poker as a side line. PPI has not shown the content of these programs. Certainly, if they could for a career in professional online poker play to go. They do not seem to want to pursue this career choice, however. When they leave the office, they are very easy to ignore all of their training and go back to climb fences and eat bananas. Still, if they are paid regularly three places per day and a boyfriend or girlfriend has given, can David Sklansky and Ed Miller No-Limit Hold’em their guide books have to update very soon. In recent years, standard McAuliffe, a Yale PhD biology and the research team of scientists behind the discovery of the head programmer monkeys, money and effort invested in a primate Poker Inc, setting ape-profitable players play money rotating shifts, 24 hours a day. I am totally committed to this business model: He has been quoted as saying. It is reasonable to say that I’m all in.

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